Monthly Archives: July 2012

Another time for self-vindication

Not to be racist but…

FILIPINOS over the PRC CHINESE when it comes to selling. You see, Filipinos respect the choices of customers (esp. gadgets) unlike the Chinese, who are going to force you buy something you don’t want.

Remember, this is the only time for us Filipinos to show our superiority and our right to be delegative in terms of selling goods. After all, the customer’s mostly right. HAHA.

I don’t give a FUCK if you’re a seller for a decade now, and I (we) don’t give another FUCK if you’re finding a very hard time communicating with foreigners. That way, I’m addressing this to overseas… well you judge!

Respect one’s decision

Alright, one of me profs cleared that me experience in SG was in fact, culture shock. Well this does not happen in SG alone. In the PRC, it is really prevalent, so you have to be careful. To the manipulative narcissists out there, better BACK OFF, you’re obviously tech illiterates who are trying to magnify not-so superior goods if in fact your elitist children have higher standards, so back off!

Yes, I’m very angry right now. I’ll still go for the 15-85mm lens that I REALLY FUCKING WANTED. I’ll sell the Sigma lens, whether everyone likes it or not. BTW, I only chose something that IS NOT WORTH FROM ME HEART. PUTA!

Apologies if I have to rant

I know it’s really very fucking inappropriate to rant in a blog like this, but please, don’t let those know-it-alls expose their pride. Their fucking, useless and nonsense pride. PANIRA LANG SILA.

Another Geburtstag gift dilemma|Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7 (64GB please?)|The new iPad (White, even though it’s NOT 64GB it’s alright with me).

Which should I choose?

First of all, I always wanted to have my own tablet. But please DON’T ever get me started on the new iPad. Yes, it’s another option, but I do not want the Wifi + Cellular Data thing. Just the Wi-Fi one because I have my iPhone with me (it’s no doubt that the iPhone seemed more costly than this… iPad with Wi-Fi only).

I really don’t want to emphasize more, but which tablet should be better?

Now I’ll go with the GT 7.7. Ever since, I wanted to have me own Galaxy Tab. I really don’t know if I should opt for another 64GB, because you see, I’m really onto installing as many apps as I want. That’s it. If you’ll ask me, app lovers and people who are addicted to downloading things should opt for this… 64GB thing. BTW, anything below 128GB isn’t applicable to a laptop’s HDD anymore. If I opt to purchase a new err… portable HDD, I’d rather go for the 500GB SeaGate thing. Also, I’ll have the err upgrade cable replaced. HAHA.

The Comedy King’s Memory: At a Glance|Does Pidol look very familiar with this photo? HAHA!

The man who nourished our childhood

His most memorable comedy stint would be in Wanted: Perfect Father for his role as Roy/Mommy Rose. One of the things that I liked best about Pidol is that, he’s very great in creating stints that will awe everyone. Without him, Babalu, Redford White or even Carding might not become famous. He’s a great influence.

He deserves the National Artist award

The award belongs to Dolphy. Not only that he is a talented comedian, his signature, “Maganda ka, past tense ‘yan!” is a proof that he’s a good comedian!

Alright, to think over these things, he would never marry his love interests. I really don’t know why, but I think he does not believe in marriage. After all, if he were to be politically-active, he would rather advocate for “everlasting love without marriage.” Of course, he might as well have influenced Goldie Hawn, Brangelina and Oprah. OR most probably Tito Boy.

To end the story…

I think there’s more to explain with Dolphy, since he really made a remarkable achievement in Philippine cinema.

Blogger Profile: Perez Hilton|ALL HAIL the unkabogable Perez Hilton!

Mario Lavandeira the American of Cuban descent

Now that explains his ability to speak in Spanish. His parents are Cuban (hahaha, political asylum!?)… well I thought he was Mexican, though!

Perez Hilton made his own pen name to play a pun on Paris Hilton. Hmm… is that right!? I thought Paris and he are relatives, but it turns out that they’re not related to one another.

His contribution to the LGBT community

You know how defensive he is, right? Remember the Carrie Prejean issue when he lambasted Carrie because of her comment about gay marriage. Well, it’s only an opinion, but to think that Carrie is a “devout Catholic” with a sex video? That’s another story. Carrie isn’t a role model after all, when talking about religion and shiz!? HAHAHA, not bad when she’s compared to AA!

BUT… I do respect Perez as a gay, because he is OPENLY gay.

His admiration for Charlize Theron and Lady GaGa proves his gay-ness

Charlize supports LGBT, Lady GaGa does the same as well. So no wonder, Perez would usually post something really very positive about them. If a person happens to be ANTI-GAY, he might as well lambast you!

That’s why he lambasted Carrie Prejean for being a “hypocrite.” Yeah, I ain’t a fan of Carrie, but please don’t forget the boobjob thing. Hmmm… so hypocritical (right, AA!? You’re fully-bodied RETOKE, but you ain’t gonna admit it because you’re afraid you might be nitpicked by SG’s fans!).

HAHAHA, wonder if he would lambast someone for being anti-gay. He might as well lambast the Middle East, for sure.

Chris Tiu: Then vs. Now|Cutie Chris Tiu in his BLUE uniform.

So, if you’re just wondering why I have grudges against Chris Tiu… well, NO. I don’t hate him, actually. It’s only that I was wondering why he was “nawala sa ere.”

Christopher John Alandy-Dy Tiu was born in the year 1985. He is pure Chinese, of Filipino citizenship. He is a very popular heartthrob in the field of basketball simple because he’s cute, and he’s friendly. He used to be really, very approachable and very down-to-earth, not until he graduated from his MA. He joined Smart Gilas, but you’ll notice his change in attitude. He hosts a GMA sports show with PacMan, and err… some of the people whom I’ve talked to noticed his conceitedness.

Now what the hell happened!? He wasn’t like that before.

It’s quite expected. He’s from a well-to-do family and he’s a devout Christian. His family runs a number of businesses so no wonder, if you’ll delve in the life of the Filipino-Chinese, you’ll notice that most of them preserves the superiority complex in them. GAH, I am not racist! If you wanna slap me out of this article, that’s because its based from the observations that I’m really keen on documenting.

I do not hate Chris Tiu. I only think that he’s wrong in thinking of himself as “high” over his interviewees.

I hate comparing him to Antonello, but…

Both Antonello Joseph and Chris grew up in a well-off household. However, Antonello’s parents were not Manilenyos. AJ’s dad is an Ilonggo while his momma is a Bicolana (perfect combination, eh? Bicolano people are good-looking, too!), so that’s why he was taught with good values, unlike Chris Tiu who grew up with a Chinese upbringing, and to think that he’s an Atenean (no offense to the Atenistas, but your society has a reputation for being arrogant, only a few of you become famous because of being low-key), something that is sort of unexpected would happen.

Antonello is at least someone with values. He has good charisma, good appeal, good looks, and he is MORE than almost perfect than Chris Tiu. Chris is also almost perfect, but to some extent, he didn’t continue his values to run through him.

We cannot please people. However, in Antonello’s case, he is still very approachable, very friendly and very nice, without any effort at all. I’m not saying that Chris is not approachable, he too is/was (approachable), and he would even answer your questions on Formspring, so probably I preferred him more than AJ during the time I was graduating from high school.

I really do not know why, but somehow, there are things in life that change.

Writer Profile: Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr.|Pete Ampoloquio

Si Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr., ay isang manunulat/kolumnista sa, isang tabloid-like website na kung saan maraming mga nakakaaliw na articles na mae-enjoy ninyo… KUNG ang nagsulat nun ay no other than Ka Pete!

Kalurkey naman, oh! Lagi niya talagang pinag-iinitan si Tita Cristy Fermin na super hate ni Tita Bisaya! HAHAHAHA!

S’yempre, hindi niyo siya ma-type-an kung mababasa niyo ang mga hinanakit niya laban ke Tita Cristy at syempre naman kay Marian Rivera. Pero kung mababasa niyo ang mga hinanakit niya laban kay no other than the pambansang prostitot ng Pilipinas na si Cristine Reyes, maaaliw talaga kayo sa kanya! PROMISE!

Bakit sa Remate pa? Hindi ba tabloid-ish ‘yun?

Sa Remate naman kasi, dun ko naman nakilala si Leonore Rolle, isang avid hater ni CR. Hindi man siya perpektong tao, ngunit alam niya kung gaano ka despise-able si AA. Oo, AA’s character speaks for her reputation. Hindi niyo lang talaga kayang tanggapin na kung sino pa ang nagde-declare na prangka’t palaban sila, ‘yun pa ang hindi umaamin sa kanilang mga retoke!

Kalurkey, ende vah?

Si Ka Pete rin kasi, hindi niya rin type si Maja, kaya dun ko rin siya nagustuhan. S’yempre, si Maja, kahit mahusay siyang artista, malaki ang ulo. Kaya simula nung wala na siyang issue, KONTI na lang ‘yung mga project niya.

Right, Chris Tiu?

Unkabogable Lines ni Ka Pete: Maaliw Naman Kayo D’yan!

Teleserye nina Cristine, Piolo wala nang dating: Walang Hanggan nina Coco, Julia panalo!

MARAMI ang nagtataka kung bakit ang promise ng soap nina Piolo Pascual at Cristine Reyes ay ‘di na nag-materialize when it used to be one of the hottest soaps at ABS-CBN when it started barely a month ago.

Simple lang, it’s not Piolo’s fault dahil behaved naman siya at wala namang ginagawang nega na makaaapekto sa soap nila.

Ang dapat sisihin ay ang lead actress dito na oo nga’t mahusay naman sanang umarte pero nagpakademonya kaya tigbakers tuloy ang arrive ng kanilang soap opera.

Kung hataw to-the-max ang Walang Hanggan nina Coco Martin at Julia Montes, parang sisinghap-singhap na ang teevee series nina Piolo at Cristine at mukhang wala nang nanonood. Hahahahahahahaha!

That’s what you get for being so mean and uncouth, dara. Hahahahahaha! Kung bakit kasi pati press ay sinasali mo sa pangbabalahura mo sa ‘yong ina’t kapatid.

Ang ending, lahat sila ay kumampi kay Ara at wala ni isang nagtanggol sa ‘yo. Hahahahahahahaha!

Poor delusory girl, where would you go now?

Hindi kaya pati panghulog sa mansion mo sa Paranaque ay ma-delay? Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, pati pala PA ng retokadang glorified starlet na ‘to ay pinalayas niya dahil pinagbintangang nagnakaw supposedly ng kanyang singsing nu’ng time na magkasakit siya at ang PA lang ang dumaramay at nag-aalaga sa kanya.

Hurting daw talaga ang PA dahil sa tinagal-tagal nilang nagsama ng butangerang starlet, ngayon pa raw ba siya gagawa nang ganon?

Anyhow, to make a long story short, na-misplace lang pala ng kati-katerang glorified starlet ang ring na nawawala kuning-kuning. Hahahahahaha!

Too late the hero, the PA has already left her employ.

We just don’t know the latest development if she has been cajoled to go back or if she did make true of her promise to leave for keeps.

Baka naman dahil labs naman daw talaga nito si Bungangerang Retokada na sandamakmak ang yosi-kadiring cellulite ay nagoyong muling magbalik. Hahahahahahahahaha!

How gross!

‘Yun na!


Me Take: HAHAHAHA, oo naman! Agree naman ako ‘dong, na si AA naman talaga ang DAHILAN kung bakit FLOP ang DSP. HAHAHA, ganyan talaga kapag isang cheap-ass ang sinali sa DSP. Maganda sana ang DSP, pero panira lang si AA, eh. HALATANG PA-KYUT lang ang acting niya. Not cool (enough).

Alam mo kasi AA, umayos ka na nga! Hangga’t hindi ka pa nagpapa-retoke ng ugali mo, s’yempre naman, maraming susunod sa mga yapak mong… EWW! Tinapakan ng shit? LOL!

Dumi na sa paningin ng publiko!

[This time, from naman ito.]

Hahahahahahaha! Dahil sa kamalditahan at kababuyan, mukhang sa kangkungan pupulutin ang career nitong si Cristine Reyes.

Sa true, baboy sa dilang baboy ang pag-uugali ng monster na babaeng ito na infested with yosi-kadiring cellulites ang mga hita. Hahahahahahahaha!

Imagine, after all the loving and the caring that her sister Are Mina had given her, she (diabolical Cristine) still has the temerity to accuse her sister of some horrible doings.

This woman is indeed a blight!

A Pestilence!

She deserves to rot in hell if ever such place truly exists!

Grabe talaga ang nagawa ng show business sa babaeng ito na untakable talaga ang barubal na pag-uugali.

Siguro, sila ni Marianita Kuflangga, ang guranggang asal-matrona (‘di ba naman mukhang andang tabatsina? Hahahahaha!) ang dapat na pagtapatin dahil close fight ang kanilang evil persona. Hahahahahahaha!

Did I hit the nail right on its head, obese na matronang priority pala-palagi ang anda? Hahahahahahaha!

Magtika ka na ng mga pagkakasala mo, Lola Anda, before you plunge straight down into the abyss of hell. Hahahahaha!

Anyway, going back to the abominable Cristine Reyes, kiyemeng nagdrama-drama raw ang babaeng asal-demonya nang sumulat sa sis ni-yang si Ara Mina na kiyemeng magbati na kuno sila dahil magkapatid sila at alang-alang na lang sa kanilang inang nagkakaedad na.



Ang kaso, practically the same day, (Bubo-nika wrote about this in her pambalagtasan column…Hahahahahaha!) go raw ang karumal-dumal ang pag-uugaling demonya at nilait to-the-max ang ina niyang may phobia na sa kababuyan niya.

Grabeeee! Ang tindi talaga ng sama ng pag-uugali ng ilung babaeng ito na ewan kung kanino nagmana.


Anyway, after her demonic doing gets maximum media mileage, do you think this diabolical actress would still have a burgeoning career in the business?

I honestly don’t think so!

Ang mga katulad niyang hayupera ang pag-uugali ay nararapat lang na nalalaos at nawawalan ng career para magtanda at magpakataong muli.

Sa totoo, hindi sapat na marunong kang umarte at may ganda (kahit peke at di orig…Hakhakhak!), in the end, what’s most important is your attitude off-cam.

Ang mga taong tulad ng cellulite-infested na babaeng ito ay dapat na pinarurusahan and what a most fitting way to do it than giving her a dose of her own yosi-kadiri kind of medicine.

Huwag n’yong panoorin ang mga soap ope-ras na ginagawa ng matindi pa sa burak ang bibig at pag-uugaling babaeng ‘yan.

Dapat lang na matuto siya ng leksyon para magtanda!


Me Take: Idagdag niyo pa po ‘to: Kaya AA ang nickname niya dahil marumi daw siya sa katawan nung bata pa siya! AND please lang, take note of the initials… CR means COMFORT ROOM, only in the Philippines! Kaya coincidence naman talaga kung bakit ganun ang naging conspiracy na, eh. Kada project, ang mga shooting place na kung saan andun rin siya; simple lang ‘yan: UMAAAMOY IMBURNAL NA ANG BUONG LUGAR.

[To be honest with all of you guys, Ka Pete should be hailed as the Perez Hilton of the Philippines. Kung si Perez Hilton pa nga ang mag-blog laban ke AA, NAKO! Sangkatutak na ballistic words ang article na ‘yun, much worse than Ka Pete’s!]

Afraid sa pananaray ng press: Ilusyunada at make-up dependent na si Cristine, feel nang makipagbati kay Ara!

[First ko nakilala si Ka Pete dito!]

HAHAHAHAHA! Shakira ang impaktang si Cristine Reyes na ingrata’t walang utang na loob sa pagmamahal at pag-aalagang ginawa sa kanya ng utol niyang si Ara Mina.

Dahil overwhelming ang ginawang pagkampi kay Menang ng working press, nagkukumahog na raw lately ang babaeng maganda lang pag naka-make-up nang makapal! (Hakhakhak!) pero nuknukan nang sama ang pag-uugali (mag-deny ka at kikidlatan ang mga cellulite mo sa mga hita para maging permanent na at nang mabawasan ang kababuyan ng iyong pag-uugali, ingrata!) para suyuing muli ang kanyang ate and ultimately, save her career from total and absolute annihilation.

Sa true, di uubra ang kapraningan mong ‘yan sa working press.

Gagawin ka nilang pritong Ampalaya para mabawasan ang nakasusulasok mong pag-uugali.


Kung anuman ang ate mo, di mo na nararapat na ipinagkakalat ‘yun sa mga tao dahil ang kahihiyan niya ay kahihiyan mo rin.

The trouble with ingrate people like you is that you are suffused with your delusions, you no longer remember the good things that are done to you by other people.

Sa totoo, without your make-up on, and without the help of Vicki Belo, you are exceedingly plebeian.

Ordinaryo ka lang, ning, at di sing-ganda ng iyong Ate Ara na hindi nga siguro perpekto pero may sakdal-gandang kalooban.

Baka akakain mo na naman PR niya ako. Hahahahahahahaha!

I never was and never will be.

Get it?

Nakita ko lang naman ang pag-uugali n’yong dalawa and comparing it, lost ka niya in terms of good breeding, social graces, caring for your mom, among other things.

Huwag ka ring mag-ilusyon na piniperahan si Ate Ara mo ng mga lalake dahil gawain mo ‘yun!

Kuha mo? Itanong mo kaya kay Rayver Cruz. Hahahahahahahaha!


Panget ang pag-uugali mo at kapag ganyan kabarubal ang ugali ng isang tao, hinding-hindi siya pagpapalain ng Diyos.

Huwag ka nga palang masyadong confident na mag-guest on national television with your face not made up to perfection because your plain features are revealed to the max.

Kita mo’t nilampaso ka nung lady friend mo na nakaayos talaga kaya ang ganda-ganda ng dating.

Ang mga tulad mong synthetic lang ang ganda, dapat, nararapat at karapat-dapat lang na naka-emyas to-the-max dahil di ka naman naturally beautiful like your Ate Mina.

Mag-exercise ka nga pala dahil yosi-kadiri ang mga cellulite sa mga hita mo!

Yuck! Kadiri!

Kabata-bata pa namumutaktak na sa mga yosi-kadiring cellulite?

Pa’no, ang tamad-tamad at umaasa lang sa mga diet pills na ‘yan para pumayat. Hakhakhak!

Mahusay ka nga sanang artista pero burak naman ang pag-uugali mo at asal-baboy ka!

Kundi ka ba naman baboy, hayan at pinag-aral ka ng ate Ara mo sa isang magandang eskwelahan pero wala ka namang natutunan kundi magbulakbol kaya ang syonga-syonga mo.

Kita mo nga at nilampaso ka ng articulate tongue at esekolang bearing ni Anne Curtis nu’ng sabay kayong nagpu- promote ng movie n’yo ni Derek Ramsay. Hahahahahaha!

Umayos ka, huh?

Baka ang ending malaos kang muli at di na makaangat pa, mawalan ka tuloy ng andang pangbayad kay Vicki Belo, biglang lumabas ang The Omen mong personalidad. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi porke’t yumaman ka na ay kay baba-baba na ang tingin mo sa kapatid mong nagpala sa’yo nung time na cheap ka pa’t walang career.

Mas malayo ang narating niya sa show business compared sa idiota at ilusyunadang tulad mo.

Wala ka sa kanyang kalingkingan.

You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copycat!

Gaya-gaya ka lang naman sa ate mo. Pasalamat ka nga’t nauso ang mga beauty aids na ‘yan.

For if not, you’re too plebeian looking, no one would pay you any scant attention.

Magtutulog ka kasi at baka tumangkad ka pa at di ganyang puro lalake ang inaatupag mo!


Di ka bakla, ning! Babae ka!

‘Yun lang!

Me Take: HAHAHAHA, natawa talaga ako dito! Check out the AA Klenk the Cult Leader to find out these hilarious comments!

Sikat na sexy star di raw kagandahan, maputi lang

CLICK HERE for easier access (and don’t forget to press backspace/”delete” for the Mac users)!


“Imagine,” our friend asseverates, “aside from bringing cigarette and liquor in the campus, she, too, was spotted wearing a skimpy bikini inside the car.”

Actually, you have to click the link so that you would really know… it is a blind item this time.

Me Take: HAHAHAHAHA! People should know the dirty side already! You know how much I love you guys, so yeah.

Overall Take

Of course, these featured articles are about me worst emeny, CR/AA. HAHAHA, mas nakakaaliw pa nga basahin compare naman kung basahin ‘yung mga articles laban ke Tita Cristy, kasi nga isa pa ‘yun, hate niya rin si AA!

Naku, bakit hindi pa niya sinanto si Marian!? Inggit ka sa byuti niya, ‘no?

Beat that, PinoyGossipBoy!

Just in case you are wondering, Ka Pete and Tita Cristy cannot get along with one another is because, you know, if you hate AA, or lezzay, if you’re “credible” enough, you might not get along with each other. Projection theory, to be exact! HAHAHAHAHA!

Apple in China: Thoughts

Here’s the video that I have watched. (:

China should learn from this experience

…the Shanzhai culture must be wiped out. It’s getting very sick, and it disrespects the hardwork of the factory workers in Foxconn. Granted that your iPhones, iPads and iPods, including your MacBooks are Made in China, but this shouldn’t be a factor for the Chinese to make knock-offs out of original products.

Shenzhen is an economic zone, but it should not simply place an “alright” evaluation when it comes to Shanzhai-ism.

China is doing its efforts to eliminate the “Shanzhai” imitation, but just so you know, it is everywhere, and you don’t even have an idea whether the Chinese triads are smuggling these products towards Southeast Asia.

Should Apple invest rather in Asian countries besides China?

Surprisingly, most of the original and genuinely-made Apple products are Made in China, only that it is made in the Special Economic Zones. Just so you know, China will only improve its products if the US would claim it. The power of hegemony, of course.

I really do not want to judge, but maybe the employees of Foxconn are probably talented skilled workers, so no wonder, there’s a certain quota to be followed if Foxconn hires a lot of skilled workers to create iPads, MacBooks, iPods and iPhones. I won’t think it’s new to me when almost ever genuine product is Made in China since Sony, Canon, Olympus and other Japanese firms are also outsourcing in China.

If most big firms would outsource in the Philippines, much better. Nike shoes are made in Vietnam, what more in the Philippines? Some of our LG TV’s are made in the Philippines, and Crayola crayons, although originated in the USA, are also manufactured in the Philippines.

Amazing, eh?

If Foxconn would only set up a factory in the Philippines, that would be great news. However, the share of income will also flow in Taiwan, since Foxconn is a Taiwanese-based company that does the manufacturing process of products from Dell, HP, Sony, y’name it.

Despite that most of the products are made in China, we should at least know that price still varies. After all, our favorite Apple products are assembled, not totally manufactured in China.

TomKat split-up!

Serves you right, delusionally-narcissistic Scientology fanatic!

I really like Tom Cruise as an actor, but NOT as a person! I could look in Katie’s eyes that she’s not happy about her marriage with Tom Cruise.

I feel for Katie, actually. At least she has done her part, because Tom Cruise is obviously being a show-off to the world that he’s the best and blah blah blah… y’know what I mean.

Now, Suri has to adjust to a new lifestyle… without any personal designers, chefs and the like, maybe she’ll realize that she doesn’t need any of those. I think she is also forced to learn things that she does not want. Or maybe it’s her choice.

But I think Suri will think of living the simple life as she grows up, via Katie, because Tom is making their life complicated. Katie should really separate with him if she can’t take it anymore.

But come to think of it, it’s NOT Katie’s fault to marry Tom Cruise. She was infatuated with him, so yeah… she married him and had their first child, who is of course, Suri.

Hmmm… I really can’t tell if Katie made the wrong choice. I guess she should move on if she does not want to enter Tom into her life again. But if I were her, I’d rather not make much contact with that guy, because he’s really a manipulative show-off. Also, with regards to the “haka-haka,” Katie was impregnated by the High Priest of Scientology simply because Tom is infertile. I think Katie was impregnated through artificial insemenation via Tom’s… wet dreams. (DON’T LAUGH OK!?)

Tom should learn a thing or two from what Mel Gibson showed as a family man. Mel has changed drastically, but his good ol’ memories will STAY. Also, why not take a cue from David Beckham!? David’s wife Victoria may be a “snob,” but don’t you know that Victoria is always serious-looking because she does not think high about herself?

Tom, I think you should not marry again. Maybe another woman might file for divorce against you because of your manipulative persona. Y’know that.