Angelina Jolie’s secret to skinniness: Diet pills!
from PerezHilton.com|Buttless Angie has boobs which doesn’t suit her frame anymore.
Now I know your dirty little secret you fish-lipped walking bamboo!
Yes, you were naturally slim, but now you’re just making it worse! You make yourself weird and the wild child in you reflects on your face: Fish lips, real blonde hair covered with dye, etc. well…
Lawl, 93 pounds for a 5’8″ figure? Sounds ridiculous. Better get your flat ass workin’.
Angelina Jolie, Angelina (Lou Bega mode)
Born in June 4, 1975 in Los Angeles, Angelina Jolie (Angelina Jolie Voight at birth) is the daughter of the late Marcheline Bertrand, an Illinois native, and veteran actor Jon Voight. She is the youngest of two siblings, as her brother is James Haven.
She is 5’8″, shoe size is 9 (US Female) and she’s left-handed.
Is a UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador. Obviously, she’s a humanitarian.
She was romantically linked with Johnny Lee Miller, Billy Bob Thornton and finally, with Brad Pitt.
Her kids are: Maddox Chivan (Rath Vibol), Zahara Marley (Tena Adam), Shiloh-Nouvel, Pax Thien (Pham Quang Sang) and twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. Maddox is Cambodian, Zee is Ethiopian, Pax is Vietnamese. These kids were adopted from their respective home countries. Meanwhile, biological kids like Shiloh was born in Namibia while the twins were born in France.
A.) She’s a saint.
Saint!? LAWL if she were a saint, why did she have this past life as someone who was dark, and who was doing all shit that no one wants to do, eh? Angelina may seem to be a hypocrite, but she never ever was fake-ass.
B.) She’s an overrated homewrecker.
Overrated? Yeah. I would believe so. Homewrecker? To be honest, it was Brad who made the decision that he’ll separate with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, ‘coz Jen didn’t want to have kids. Angelina had no choice but to accept Brad’s offer.
Any future for Angelina?
She’s now a producer and a director. Well, let’s see what she’s got there.